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NANNIE'S PRIZED POSSESSIONS

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This long time fan has one of Jerry's earliest known autographs!  She recently received one from his brother Charlie, and was happy to share both of the photos here.  If Nannie ever has a chance to meet either of the O'Connells she says;  "I would like to thank them both for taking the time to send them to me...".  She would also be sure to, "give them the hug and kiss long waiting....", even if she has to climb on top of a chair to do it!

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HTZ was inspired by Jerry and Charlie's occasional squabbles over doing the laundry, and decided to write some helpful  laundry instructions with Charlie in mind.  (Editorial note:  If you are lost on the Tuna reference, try thinking back to the old Star-Kist Tuna commercials.  I hear the author just couldn't pass up the opportunity to say "Sorry Charlie!")

The Ten Laundry Commandments - For "Charlie The Tuna" O’Connell

I. Thou shall sort for thy whites, thy blacks, and thy colors

II. Thou shall wash thy same colors together

III. Thou shall select thy correct detergent and softener

IV. Thou shall select thy correct water temperature

V. Thou shall select thy correct water level

VI. Thou shall select thy permanent press, thy cotton or thy delicate cycle

VII. Thou shall select thy appropriate drying cycle

VIII. Thou shall iron anything that wrinkles really badly

IX. Thou shall make sure all laundry is done before thy Mom and thy Dad visit from New York

X. Thou shalt at least make sure the underwear is clean so "Bro’ Jeremiah Springer" can run to the Gap to buy new khakis

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Rampant rumors at Star-Kist – tuna doing their laundry in a timely fashion shall be kept. Tuna not in compliance shall be dispatched immediately to the filet division.

SORRY CHARLIE !!!

Author: HTZ
htzone2002

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ORIGNAL POSTER

THE WAY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Have you ever spotted these four personalities in the same room at the same time?
(Edited by HTZone from Hockey News Magazine - March 15, 2002)

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Page 89 of Premiere Magazine March 2000 Issue
brought back some childhood memories........


OK class, time to gather round. Sister Jerrita has brought in a special show today for Science class. The class waits quietly and anxiously as Sister Jerrita wheels in the gigantic 42-inch TV screen and stands in front of it holding a VCR tape.

Today class, we are going to watch a trailer for a most fantastic movie called "Mission To Mars". We expect to learn much about this other planet in our solar system. Sister Jerrita then grins widely - "this is so going to be really great fun," as she passes out Bubble Gum to all the boys and girls. Then she tosses miniature popcorn balls to all the kids - "almost like going to the Movie Theater," Sister exclaims. All the children are ooooohing and aaaaaahing, "ummmmm good"!!!!!

Then amid gasps from the entire class, Sister Jerrita really decides to let her hair down as she removes her veil and crown head-piece. "Ahhhh that feels so better," Sister says. Then she presses the play button.
Everyone becomes totally enthralled with the movie as the constant smacking of bubble gum and popcorn can be heard in the background.

Silently the door opens to the classroom and a dark figure slinks to one side of the classroom. Well, well it's none other than Principal Father Skinner with his trusty X-Files flashlight in hand.

Principal Father Skinner yells, "The jig is up" and flashes the light upon the Sister. He Screams 2 times, "Sister Jerrita! Sister Jerrita! What on earth has possessed you?" "Chewing popcorn, blowing Bubble Gum and Sister Jerrita, YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM!!!" "Sister put your complete Habit back on - NOW!" Father Skinner screams.

The lights come on and Sister Jerrita fumbles, bumbles and stumbles putting her crown head-piece and veil back on. A half-blown bubble still hangs from her mouth. Father Skinner says, "Come to the Principal's office now". Dejectedly Sister Jerrita walks out of the classroom. Father Skinner enters his office, walks by the mirror and says, "Why did I hang this mirror here? Every time I walk past it, I see Mel Cooley staring me in the face."

Sister Jerrita enters the office slowly with head bent down and Father Skinner says, "I'm ashamed of you, you were our lone pillar of stoicness, amid the sea of promiscuity on this world, and you were partially disrobed today Sister and I am speechless." "Your penance for today's actions will be singing the National Anthem and America the Beautiful, emphasizing the word GOD, at the next NBA Knicks game and the first game of the New York Yankees season," Father proclaims. Sister Jerrita replies, "I so won't let you down Father Skinner," as she fights desperately to hide the widest grin emerging on her face.

She runs out of the Principal's office and down the school hallway, quietly laughing, jumping and clicking her heels together as she goes merrily on her way!!!


MomScreamsInMontauk
What am I to do about my son?
As she nervously fidgets with her eyeglass chain around her neck.......

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